I thought that stood for Ubernazi Schnitzel.

Beware hot drinks! That's the Devil's temperature!

The Tabernacle is the juiciest piece! MMM MMM!

You sit there with your hot plate, waiting on some beautiful soy to save you from your bland taste. You have water chestnuts, watch out, here he comes. He doesn't look a thing like Genghis, but he woks like a gentleman…

I can't wait for next year's sequel "Cigar Boats" featuring boats that are…you guessed it: Cigars.

It was a little jarring but somehow still adorable.

Deadpool winning Best Pic at the Oscars would be like an outsider celebrity businessman winning the highest office in the land. Too outlandish to happen. Don't worry about it.

I was NOT expecting Noelle Wells to gouge out Aziz's eyes and then explode his head like a grape.

Two-Face by Sea

Both of those scenes sounds wonderful, I'll keep an eye out for them on the teevee!

I just hope we can score some free U2 tee shirts!

It's good cause you can tell which Werewolves are the type to get Bar Mitzvas and which aren't.

That sounds awesome, but does it top the "Shoot 'Em Up" sex-gunfight scene?
"Talk about blowing your load."

I was thinking she might actually be an immortal vampire based on the trailers I saw.

How many Pratts to the Baldwin?

My usual bedtime routine: Facebook, twitter, tumblr, instagram, Facebook, twitter, tumblr, instagram till I slowly drift off.

You were taking about your rug, dude.

What if she was in her bounty hunter disguise from Jedi for the whole movie?

Go see Arrival! It's fantastic!