Let's just say it moved him….TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. And sometimes you gotta go back to the well…

I hate it break it to you…but he was drunk on scotch whiskey, and he died behind the wheel. It was a horrific car accident.

Former STEP-sister. Jeez let's not make things any more incestuous than they need to be.

Damn this year has flown by. Just missed the cutoff! I haven't even researched homes in Canada yet!

But daddy, I want Joss Whedon movies and I want them now!

I will bet that Barack Obama will be president in 4 months…but I'm a jerk who is obsessed with semantics.

Combined with "I'm a 98 year old Holocaust survivor who is going to accidentally vote for noted anti-semite Pat Buchanon." What a dumpster fire 2000 was.

Podrick: I'm thinking of opening a Dornish restaurant…

A Wizard did it.

Orange is the New Castle Black.

This has been "Where are they now?" starring Preparation Heche.

It's a great time to live in Missouri, ain't it? What part of this cursed land do you occupy? I am in St. Louis.

Salt IV: Saline Solution

Meanwhile, in parts unknown Johnny Lee Miller whispers "remember me?"

GET A BRAIN MORANS!

Overheard before the man dropped off: "FLY, YOU FOOLS!"

"HO, HO, HO, HEHHH?"

How could I have ever been so blind?

90s music audiences were so ADD, it was hard to be more than a 1 hit wonder. Those rare groups that were really huge were allowed to be 1 album wonders instead.