"I was just texting Eli Manning - I thought we were gonna have to cross the streams to defeat her."

I like "Girls" but stories about Dunham make it seem like she is just playing herself on the show.

Ok fine. I'M BANKSY!

I SHALL PASS!

If you want him, come and claim him.

One does not simply return a second toaster without a gift receipt.

Now he's a serial killer of trees. The monster!

I really disliked how they took the decision to kill Doakes out of Dexter's hands. What a cop out.

The debate is over. I have the logical high ground.

Turn to the right!

Since absolutely no one was asking for it, here is a list I recently made of my favorite 25 movies. Go ahead, judge me.
here…we…go.
-Children of Men
-Shaun of the Dead
-Pulp Fiction
-The Royal Tennenbaums
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-The Big Lebowski
-Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
-True Lies
-Jurassic Park
-Th…

Counterpoint: cutting citrus on granite surfaces is a bad idea

Dammit, never tell me the odds!

Who doesn't?

I am *literally* listening to that podcast right now!

I think that's a great way to put it. She had me cracking up on How Did this Get Made talking about the Pasta Robot on the Judge Dredd episode. Who thinks like that? Hilarious!

You beat me to it. Well done!

A recent study of Hollywood has shown that there is only one actor who has not been charged with domestic abuse, sexual assault or battery. The one actor? You guessed it…Frank Stallone.

It makes sense if you don't really think about it. But it was a fun ride. I think a lot of backstory was cut to make the pacing better.

I've had enough of your Petty jokes.