Wait, was he really played by Homer himself, or just a look alike?

I've never even seen Lost, but that shitty episode was the first thing that came to mind!

Could you take my charcoal etching, cause I won't remember…

Nah I'm pretty sure 16.5 years is when things become fair game.

How to date Hai Min Lee

They call that kind of girl a lobster.

She needs to cast herself in the role of Ken Cosgrove's girlfriend. She's the kind of actress who as approachable enough to make a guy think he's got a chance even though he has no chance in hell.

Yeah that would have been a disaster. Now if they had cast him as Tommen, on the other hand…

Maybe he could give one dyk to Theon.

I'm calling it was Baylon Greyjoy.

"I've got the worst f*cking agents."

"I never saw Jaws 4 but by all accounts it was terrible. However I saw the house it bought me and it was terrific!"

The Brown Wedding

Cersei: Okay, I'm not in love with you, either.
Robert: Yes, I know; you're in love with Jaime which is sick, and gross.

Cersei, you've made a cuckold of me…many times over.

I don't trust that Lord Stephen of House King…

Well to be fair, she wouldn't be queen if Tommen was still alive, so he's probably processing that fact too.

Sam Jackson?

Can we have an episode detailing how Khal Drogo got his tattoos?

Sam's dad looked and acted like a hemorrhoid.