My daddy ain't a monkey. My granddaddy ain't a monkey. That ain't my culture and heritage!

We think we're smarter because we have jobs and bills and stuff, while the apes just lay around the jungle eating bananas all day. Who's the smarter species?

That pun was a little cornea.

If humans came from apes, how can there still be apes?

Maybe there is hope for Bran and his One Eyed Raven yet!

Good. I'm glad we see eye to eye on this!

St. Albert left the order of Cardinals and has become an angel. RIP

It's a good thing they didn't. I don't think there would have been much of Japan left.

At least he didn't go in against a Sicialian with death on the line.

The Truman Show

Well I'd put my money down on that Beric Dondarrion surviving this week's episode. Is it me, or is there just something really cool and relatable about that guy?

Agreed.

I understand. I penis that all the time.

That much I knew. But is that a reference to anything outside of the AV Club Commentariat?

Stop trying to justify what you did to Oberyn's sister and nephew. Do we need to list the charges again?

He's the only Stark who could legitimately carry on the family name, unless Bran can warg into his little Bran and put a kid in Meera.

Oh my god, they killed Jon! Ramsay you bastard!

Melisandre…do NOT bring me back again! Over my dead body!

The Dornish died on their way back to their home planet.

What's the conversion rate on that?