There's too many versions of Harvey Dent. I can't make heads or tails of them all.

How's Rachel Dawes doing? I heard her career is really blowing up!

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is an unforgivable snub!

Well, okay then. I will stand down.

Oh no! The thing I like is gaining new fans and won't be a cool and underground! It's going to go mainstream!

The original comment may be the most distilled version of hipsterism ever committed to the internet.

Rose Byrne needs to go away…with me…all expenses paid to Bora Bora for a few weeks.

"Hey guys…don't get started without us!"
-Cast of Dan In Real Life

It's been a long time since I've seen episode I, but I don't think Episode II is worse. Sure it had the awful Anakin-Padme romance, but it also had some great action sequences. Ep I has Jar Jar, Jake Lloyd, and boring trade federation politics. Eps I and II are not that different in quality, I just think Ep II was…

What's a muppet?

But not LotR!

You gay terrorist, you!

You mean Bitterman?

I was kidding, but I could see someone finding something to be offended about with them saying "took some liberties with the females" or lying about their identities to get cozy with the dead girl's roommates.

That scene is like the tonal inverse of the one the Coens did in No Country. So great.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/imag…

Anybody ever tell you you look like MLB player Matt Carpenter? (at least the guy in your profile pic does)

"I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies."
"It IS ME. It's Tobias!!!"

Don't apologize for Bobby. He's just fine. The man gave us Riblet.

**Writes 2000 word thinkpiece on the misogeny and rape culture predominant in Animal House**