It works easier when the script is actually funny.

I'd like Killzone fans to note the fact that Evan has never been huge on Killzone to begin with: http://kotaku.com/there-s-a-smal…

This is Kotaku. Were you expecting consistency? Silly goose!

Really all this highlights is that they're both using what is already dated hardware in what will undoubtedly be another long and stifled console generation where yet more people turn towards PC gaming for innovation and cutting-edge stuff.

Actually you are 100% wrong. PC gaming isn't shrinking every year it has actually been expanding greatly. With steam and other online stores it has become easier than ever to game. Also how in the world do you conclude Windows 8 has any effect on gaming? The OS runs everything Windows 7 did and faster.......

Are you from some sort of alternate reality where steam never took off? PC gaming has been on the rise.

Hey look, it's someone who thinks only PlayStation fanboys complain about the XBox One

I'm inclined to say no. Look at the hits XBO games are taking in terms of quality and resolution because of stupid features like this. Heck, I was looking forward to trying out Dead Rising 3 until I saw DigitalFoundry's impressions and confirmation that it's a 720p game which has an average frame rate of 20-25fps. You…

And I'm racing while I watch the activity feed.

At my old job I was doing work at a computer and somebody came in talking about one of the employees in another area named Hansel.

Curse sensible budgeting requiring me to choose between Akira and a pound of dice

They had to wait over 30 years to get an American movie, translated into an American language.

I really think that whenever a Francis video is linked to, you should also link to this one:

I need my PS4 reviews to make an informed purchasing decision, Kotaku!

This particularly makes sense given how PS4 games will run only from the hard drive. Upgrading PS3 with SSD was only a marginal improvement since many games still required optical-disc reads (the slowest link in the chain).

This particularly makes sense given how PS4 games will run only from the hard drive. Upgrading PS3 with SSD was…

Orth struck a nerve, and he struck it hard.

yeah cats suck. Everyone that owns one defends it and is obsessed with it. The toxocondii in the poop makes the owners crazy. Never owning a cat. I dont care if your cat has a name, what its personality is, or when its birthday is. It doesnt matter. Get a job.

Never owning a cat again.

Comments still exist?

It was awesome. I always played it in 3D.