Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

Like a trio of schoolchildren

Right after my Junior year of high school, I moved from Georgia to North Carolina. Three weeks after we were settled in, my mother broke the news that one of my former classmates (I went to a small private school in Georgia, 28 kids to a GRADE) had passed away in an RTV accident. A week after that, another of my…

too hot, hot damn

Kept waiting for that moment.

The fact that Hooley hit the game winner after all he went through this year makes the ending even better.

I think we can all agree that Bill Walton is living his best life.

"Chip Kelly makes decisions over the last couple of years," Smith said today, "That, dare I say, leave a few brothers feeling uncomfortable."

"Like, generations of Azaleas' souls will be burning from this one."

snow, icy, furries, frigid, cold, cold, cold.

Only Justin Timberlake makes Jimmy Fallon bearable.

"Watch Jimmy Fallon"

"...get a jumpstart on coaching Mariota up on the Browns' system..."

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

what a dumbass... Dude passed a few paint shops and didn't pull in.

Dammit Trevor. Lay off the meth.

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

After years of razzing Dean Smith during games at Reynolds, I ended up working on a shoot to create a promo video for his book. He was really nice to me while we set up the green screen on the court of the Dean Dome. Afterwards I needed to get him to sign the location release from. "I don't think I can sign this,"…

A better idea than Penn State's touching tribute for Joe Paterno.

In a touching tribute to the former coach, North Carolina players will be awarded an 83 on any tests they take between now and the end of the season.