Weaning ourselves off the PAT will be difficult, and maybe painful.

Asked to comment on the animation, George said "That's quite the Take On Me."

it's been a few years, but here goes:

Oh, yeah, Tom? Well, if the game's not that fun, then why is Jimmy Fallon smiling so widely, fidgeting with his coat and props and hair, vomiting gratuitous compliments at his guests and band and audience members and tomorrow's guests, mugging like an arrested Kardashian at a cocoa tasteoff, and giggling at his own…

Damn. This would have been gold if Olbermann had known he was dueling with a kid. But he didn't. And, she was indeed a rude brat. I can't mock the gasbag for this. Maybe I can mock him for not being so easily mockable in this instance? Nah. It's just not the same.

Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.

"Smug hipster jaguar is particularly inspired," Tom Ley wrote before running to the urinal for his third piss of the morning. As he washed his hands, he caught his reflection in the mirror. The resemblance was uncanny and he couldn't deny it. He looked just like the cartoon bear that blew him days before.

Millen: I’m telling you man…. receivers man… receivers.. they are going to start taking over the league man, I can see it…you can probably just draft a team of all receivers man… and you’d win… they’d be all like “throw me the ball man” and you’d throw them the ball because they’d be everywhere… totally…

But it's already in a Cubs jersey.

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Actually it's a tribute to her former co-star Paul Walker.

Like the photoeditor of this post, you're right: I have no idea about this crop of young QBs.

Tip: NONE, FORREST, NONE

As educators, our hands are pretty tied in these things. We can report the issues to the academic affairs officers and our direct superiors, but (especially as doctoral students) that's as far as it can go. Naming names is out of the question, because federal laws protect the students.

I'm just glad Munson wasn't alive to see this. A death in the press-box would've increased this tragedy by a matter of degrees.

Who cares? I live in South Cherokee, so I get all the benefits and none of the cost. Go Cobb county!

The refs...the refs...refs...refs....