Bars that don’t have reasonable seating arrangements, music volume, and wine lists. If the latter extends to “Red, White, Rose,” then I’m out.
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The dreaded birthday dinner. I’m done with showing up at a fancy-ish place during their busiest shift of the week and waiting for a table for 12 (Or is it 14? Did Beth say she was coming or not? And I’m not sure when Brendan’s flight gets in, I think his phone is off???) only to get split into two tables for 5 and 7…
Sometimes my husband gets home and I am Full Of Impotent Feminist Rage and have to like...remeet him and remember that he is not One Of Them.
‘Sup, stupid?
Not only do most of them not believe in herd immunity, some of them don’t even believe in the germ theory of disease. I wish I were kidding.
The anti-vaccination movement got its start in the ‘60s and ‘70s
Yeah, this is the other side of that coin. The people I know who had their kids young didn’t go to college and most of them got married right out of high school. Among the crowd of parents I hang with most I’m very average in terms of how old I was to have babies. It’s only in hindsight that I think, man it would be…
la la la I can’t hear youuuuuuuu!
As someone in her early 40s with a high school senior in the house... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKERS! I’m (almost) done.
sigh
HULK SMASH!
As you wish.
He’s 17 now, but he was chubby cheeked baby way back when!
WTF have you brought home? :)
First Popsicle of the Summer, sitting on the stoop of our low-income single bedroom apartment. The only wealth I’m showing off in my newsfeed is a wealth of love for this little guy right here!
Size 6? Please. Maybe when you're pregnant.
Haha. Apparently ivory colored linens come in our package. I'm just like cool, whatever.
I really fucking hope tons and tons of people read this and realize that assault is a serious thing, and for some reason we keep treating it as ‘women are just lying bitches’ and THAT’S NOT FUCKING OKAY.
Okay, this is stupid, but apparently the dress can still make me laugh-
It's like they have to remove all signs of "effort" that accompany the maintenance of a conventionally attractive body. Tan lines, razor stubble and visible makeup are all smoothed out. Curvy, bootylicious women can't have any of the little rolls of fat that come with maintaining their figure. Toned, athletic women…