I honestly thought I was living in a bizzaro-world by myself, but now there at least two of us. Most overpriced, useless, ugly interior material ever put in a car interior.

So let me get this straight... I’m going to park my $100k Tesla six inches from some stranger’s car. Yeah, I can get out, what happens when the poor sap next to me tries to get back into his car? Does the Model X repair its own paint too?

Now what if the valet intentionally leaves the keys in my car because they’re lazy, and someone takes off with it? A valet did this to me this weekend (except my car wasn’t stolen this time), and it really irked me.

I frequently fly to Asia, where it’s exactly 12 hours different (the worst case scenario). I’ve found that my meal schedule really doesn’t have an impact at all. Depending on whether my flight takes off in the afternoon or morning, leading up to the flight I start shifting my sleep schedule in the appropriate…

How could they leave out the Ciel!?

I’m pretty mixed on automatic brakes. One one hand, it saved me from getting rear-ended this weekend by an inept woman in an Impala. But on the other hand, if this woman wasn’t relying on it in the first place.... I would feel pretty bad for the person behind her who rear-ends her because she thinks she’s no longer…

If it turns out to be a screaming (ACTUAL) utilitarian rally fighter, you guys are all going to change your tune pretty quick.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

I’m leaning towards this too. Have you taken a look at the first gen Probe? It shares a lot of the same characteristics, but looks a little too low-slung maybe.

Maybe we should stop listening to that guy on here, always telling us to buy premium depreciated cars, what’s that guy’s name? Tav—-errrrrhhmmm, yep this is awkward.

Almost a carbon copy of the Mazda CX-5

You’re not flashing them fast enough. Not joking.

I usually just ignore them, but very very rarely, if someone comes bombing up behind me going 100mph, and there’s nothing but cars in front of me, and all they want to do is drive 1 foot behind my bumper, well then I deploy a 100% effective (and total dick) tactic: I move my driver side wheels onto the left shoulder…

The shape of the F-16 does not lend itself to stealth capabilities

Now, how much extra will I have to pay for this car that has less stuff than a normal car?

The only thing Jalopnik writers have ever needed to succeed, is the ability to pander to our juvenile spirit.

With GM’s ongoing discounts, you can definitely find brand new Cadillac ATS’s under 30k. RWD, 270hp, and uses that fantastic chassis that underpins the upcoming Camaro.

Since when is 220hp powerful?

What a snooze-fest

The 90HP, 4-cyl Chevrolet Corsica.