One of John Lennon's lesser known, unrecorded titles.

Fuck you and your skinny hipster shorts.

I've always heard we're supposed to think about baseball. I have a feeling I'd be playing a lot of baseball if I was living in a nudist colony.

Yeah…and I still watch DDD. Not for him, mind you, but definitely for bringing attention to so many great little spots that would otherwise be dismissed or not even noticed.

That doesn't make a lick of sense.

Hey…at least he stayed true to his Egyptian heritage.

Amazing that nobody brings up Night at the Museum…

Proof that people really DO idolize condescending assholes when they aren't given a real alternative.

Only if you go commando. Or maybe they have clear boxer-briefs in their catalog as well…?

I love that, thanks to the new season of MST3K, I can fully appreciate that joke.

Good way to suffocate Mr. Wang. He must breathe, dammit!

I'm just going to take this opportunity to announce to everyone that I fucking hate hearing about "Shark Week" every fucking year. I don't care about sharks. I have just about zero interest in sharks. I don't want to watch a fucking show about sharks - much less a whole fucking WEEK of them.

Am I the only one here doesn't associate her with either 90210 or Charmed? No…to me, she will forever be Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley's granddaughter in the short-lived tv series "Our House".

Are you fucking kidding? Chris "felt this thrill go up my leg" Matthews is about as liberal as they get.

Yeah, no shit. I'm sure they absolutely LOVE Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow…because this list has nothing to do with political bias.

Kinda makes you wish you could fart on demand, eh?

"For all the conflict over the show being “anti-white,” the show isn’t focused on white people at all."

"I’m a big Howard Stern fan…"

First thing that comes to mind: "Hostel".

We'll just ignore the fact that they just happened to tune in at the exact moment Eugene gave that instruction…