Twin 1: "Land ho!"
Twin 2: "I told you to stop calling me that."

Just, for the LOVE OF GOD, don't even THINK about reading his latest ("Surrender, New York"). It's godawful…I was probably 75% through and decided I could not bear to read another word.

It's mistletoe, not camel toe!

If T-Bag dies, we riot.

Surprised he hasn't found Boring, Oregon yet.

Well, that and "Pressure"….

Depends. If you are only interested in Norman and his descent into madness…it's likely a boring slog through numerous sub-plots for you. If, on the other hand, you actually are interested in context, tangential plot lines, a small helping of melodrama now and then…it's a bit of fun. It CAN be a bit frustrating to…

"a misanthropic exercise in incoherency and tedium"

The 'two weeks' thing really threw me off. I found that really hard to believe just from Juliana's story alone. I was thinking two or three MONTHS…at LEAST.

The Carol thread is annoying as shit. If she wants people to leave her alone…in a world where the Saviors exist…she's gonna have to travel a bit further than a couple blocks from The Kingdom.

Yeah…the best ones have you on the edge of your seat watching something with barely enough power only just hit the target or knock over the next object in the chain. Like the old Honda "Cog" commercial. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

So…there's a cameo by Jar-Jar, I presume?

Am I reading too much into this, or are there hand signals going around? This is like the fourth or fifth episode where they've shown someone's hand jittering or moving (Sherry's in this episode) for no apparent reason.

I dunno…maybe it's only me, but I'd tend to shy away from any employer who would ask to implant a bomb in my skull.

Fuck that…and fuck those goddamn annoying hip-hop 'Hamilton' songs I have to hear my daughter playing all the time!

She'd just had the baby…talked about it on Talking Dead. Give her a break, the weight doesn't all come off as soon as the baby's out.

Shit…that has the complete opposite effect on me. It makes me feel impatient, antsy and anxious and I want to fucking smash the computer monitor. Stupid fucking drones flying around, lighting up and shit…

I saw a Youtube video of some guy chugging three bottles of Sriracha. I bet he got some of that.

Hate to be pedantic (hell…no I'm not…I enjoy it!)…but the storm sewer is separate from the sanitary sewer system. So while it ain't clean, it isn't shit, either.

Whichever one of them wins, the majority of voters/electors is wrong.