Please tell me you buy two seats.....

80 comments in the grays!!?? This is getting ridiculous.....

The sperm bank for a withdrawal?

I had my K car (loved that thing!) stolen by some joy riding punks here in Austin 30 years ago. It had very little gas (fill up in morning) so they dumped it 5 blocks away. Instead of the cops calling me (they had my info) they towed it so I show up at the lot and was greeted with a $125 “fee.” I was pissed! The…

Yes.....

I read every comment. I find them fascinating.....

Where did he charge going through West Texas? Is there a charging station every 110 miles?

Take your star proudly!

Did you watch the video? It’s the only thing that works: BKF plus Windex. He literally shows you!

Tare your star in good health!

Why is her face blanked out when she’s obvious guilty? Why do they coddle criminals in these videos?

My local Pizza Hut has been using Door Dash drivers buy I was told it's because they can't find enough drivers.  Of course the service is terrible.  Do they charge $5 for delivery in California like they do here in Texas? (Which Pizza Hut keeps for themselves)

OM-EFFIN-G! What planet do you live on? 

Why don’t you call the thing that will not die: Xitter, yes, pronounced like you think it’s pronounced. Starts with an S sound. Comedy gold!

“Peter Comes Home" had some interesting vibes.....

Good point!

It was the night of the big eyebrows.  It was an A!

Twixxx! Genius!

Jen, why are there grey comments? Not all grey comments are bad. It says waiting for approval but why are so many never approved? Thank you in advance!  

Interesting.  I saw it on YouTube.  Search SNL Cold Open and at the end of the clip a little box pops up saying "watch all."