Maybe Amy and TJ had a foursome with their spouses and decided to take the next level?

She should have taken the deal. I mean, who wants to bone a heifer. Slim pickings for her anyway....

Obama needs to be knocking on doors in Georgia asking people to vote for Warnock instead of sitting in his mansion cashing his payoffs from Wall Street.  He needs to give back.....

Awesome!

Why didn’t they pivot to just selling the packets?

The New York Times is $5 a month. Can’t afford that!!??

Blasphemy!

Brianna when is Gizmodo going to change the bottom 3 stories of the email newsletter please? They’ve been Epcot wine, chi-chi and old fashion for months. Also, how do I get approved for comments? Mine always disappear?

Socialism doesn’t do anything except make the rich pay their fair share of taxes for the good of the society the rich have exploited.....

Its called happy hour.....

$15 to see the Eagles January 1980 and that price was controversial as they were charging more than the usual $11 because scalpers.....

They don’t pull this dung in Europe because over there regulators care.....

Sounds great! Uh, except how is Taylor going to flick her sweat at me? If she farts I won’t be able to smell the ambrosia.....

Swift (do they still make deli meat?) announced 52 stadium shows. That’s about three million tickets. 14 million “fans” (how many were scalper bots?) tried to buy tickets. See the problem? If I were Swift and not getting a cut of that dynamic ripoff I’d be kind of miffed.....

But how big is the beer? 12oz? 16oz? 24oz? What about brand? Bud, Icehouse, PBR, or (GOD forbid Schlitz) that poor excuse for water, Coors Light?

I’m surprised Ms. Grande lasted so long.....

What? No “I Believe in Love?" That song is operatic ballad rock!

And cut up the turkey beforehand!

So it’s all about you. Got it. Bet you screw up mac ‘n cheese all chef style.  Yuk.....

Now that I agree on. It does raise the point that it’s not sexual harassment if your subordinate loves you.....