Badda Bing!

That thing gets dates? Ugh.....

Who wants to bet money they get back together after he gets “fixed?”

It’s in Al Gore’s lock box.....

You want a Kotaku article full of relevant facts?

So sultry = porno, Got it.....

Oh, so barista because tips?

So her paycheck from that was so big it lasted 8 years!!??

Guess they used to pay more in 2014.

Uh, wait WHAT!!?? She hasn’t worked VA in 8 years? And she’s crying she can’t afford a car b/c 1) the offer is too low /or/ 2) she hasn’t worked VA in 8 years?Man, does she know how to stretch a dollar or what? She gonna be allright!

OK Mr. Stockholder. Oh, it’s time for your kicking puppies session.....

OK Kamiya.....

I don’t partake of video games but I’m curious: does she use a British accent in the game?

There is some information missing in this “news report” that would be helpful. How many hours does it take to complete this job? What is the usual industry rate for a task like this? What is the overall cost to develop this game? Is Nintendo saving pennies on a million dollar+ game and why? It’s not always a good…

All I know is I hope GOD grades on a curve.....

Like Julia Roberts mouth?

No Peter Lugar NYC?

If he sexually assaulted the victim on day one, why was the victim with him on day two?

You win the Internet today!

Family!!?? Whaaaaat!