If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.

see all children who maybe don’t realise that mom or dad “selling” your girl scout cookies to people who work for mom or dad is actually not ok

This is officially my new favorite gif:

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Ok...

Thank the Lord for this! Now, can someone in Arkansas finally introduce a law that forces doctors to investigate a man’s entire sexual history and determine his motives for wanting to maintain an erection for up to (but hopefully not longer than, eek!) four hours before he is permitted to get a Viagra prescription?…

“Even you can become President!”

My mother’s side (New England English settler family with deep roots that settled towns on the Cape) always made me feel dirty, less, and I was referred to as the child with “a touch of the tar brush.”

This scrolling page shit is AWFUL.

Well, the Chelsea did live in the WH when Bill was president. /s

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

What more can Frau Merkel be asked to endure from Republican presidents?

Take heart. Nothing seems to be in anyone’s wheelhouses anymore.

i’ve started writing 4 different comments here, but none of them seemed worthy or enough.

“Leftover biscuits”

 As a Greek woman and mother that so happens to live on an Aegean island, let me assure you that everything about this article is correct, unfortunately. However, the people of this country, though beaten down by the constant memorandums and the austerity, have been the ones to open up our homes and hearts to…

I still play every day. I’m not sure why. It’s just passive fun. One day it will be better and I’ll be the very best!

If GOP donors realize their dollars won’t secure them cabinet positions they might stop giving.

Seriously. I’m assuming that I’ll be setting aside at least one day each weekend for protests, and considering if I want to travel down to DC from Boston for marches several weekends in a row.

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.