That’s kind of how capitalism craftsmanship works, you pay more than the base cost because it saves you the time and effort and they can likely do it better than you

Watch the twist be that you didnt actually go anywhere and you were simply told you are in another galaxy 600 years in the future

the space military, duh

I went with the easy option

Nice welcome to the family. Don’t mind Kotaku humping your leg; it does that to everyone.

“They die in the street, hopefully not before finding Jesus first. Next question.”

But it’s Texas, so.

Just an angry, scared little man with a gun.

*sad trombone* Oh I’m sorry, “straps”, “boot straps” was the answer we were looking for. The judges say “laces” aren’t specific enough. We hope you enjoy your lovely parting gift.

That seems like an incredibly stubborn way to shoot down the dude’s accomplishment. It’s a level 1, no items run, and he does exactly that. If you do a level 1 run in Dark Souls you’re still expected to power up your weapons and buy spells. The fact that he does it without items as well is what makes the run, as those…

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

You would not be a good advice columnist.

Re EE: she didn’t post JOHN SMITH HAS CROHN’S DISEASE AND CAN’T GIVE ME DICK AND LIVES AT 123 FAKE STREET, it is an advice column and she asked for advice.

Are you familiar with Hanlon’s Razor? Never attribute something to malice when ignorance is just as likely?

NerdLove’s Razor: never assume fucking when “afraid of awkward confrontation” is just as likely.

Learn to read the title: Riley’s top 10 games...

Welcome to funding, hope you didn’t misunderstand the goal of kickstarter.

You are all inverstors and when you invest you risk losing your money.

Real life lawyer here.

How is asking questions equated as have Cho do Swinton’s “intellectual labor”? That assessment seems colossally unfair.