NOTE: I do not intend to besmirch the entirety of Matthew Lillard's fine, fine acting career. I just think he was better in SLC Punk! than he was in Thirteen Ghosts.

Well....I can't hate him for trying to be somewhat independent. Good on him for trying to break the common image of spoiled new money teens being too lazy to pay for their own luxuries.

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

Frozen 2 doesn't look that bad.

I got about halfway down, before I said "holy crap, how long is this list?!" and just scrolled to the end to write this.

Just spotted Pete Carroll with 12 items in the 10 items or less line.

BMW will come out with one that takes up 2 spots on your bookshelf.

The sequence of articles about this event is cruelly hilarious (in chronological order):

In fairness, it's ALSO a correct statement, just not the one he was intending...

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"Playing"? 30 over? GTFO.

Really.

If you take a "spirited drive" down a back road and hit a parked car you are an idiot.

30 over, in a 30, is 60. Go and look up what a 60 MPH crash looks like. I'll wait. You back? You think that looks ok?

Take it to the track or hand over your damned keys. This isn't a game. You can't…