Read the new Norm MacDonald memoir to find out the "truth." No, seriously, it's in the book. Also, the book is hilarious.

How It Feels to be Something On is my favorite SDRE record. You're not alone!

In that alternate universe he might never have finished them. The van incident is what finally got him writing them again, for better or worse.

I am absolutely down with everything else you listed. Big no on the ketchup for me though.

You really should rectify that. Get Fired and Destination Failure are stone cold punk classics. I'd throw in their cover album The Party's Over, just because they have some interesting choices. Also, it's fantastic.

I'm from Indiana. Nobody puts ketchup on a tenderloin sandwich…do they? That sounds blasphemous.

I don't see Wendy's junior bacon cheeseburger. I must have accidentally skipped over it.

I just got done reading The Hike by Drew Magary and had this same thought.

I also first read this when I was around 10 years old. I had the movie tie-in copy too, and also had to have my copy face down with the spine pointed away. Why would they put Pennywise on the spine!?!?

The Running Man is great. I think my favorite Bachman book is The Long Walk though. Other than IT and most of The Dark Tower series, It's probably my favorite thing King ever wrote.

Ka is a flat circle. Wait, that's not it….

P4 was certainly no fan of emo back in the day. I'll give them credit for not being as stuck up and snobby about the emo revival albums they've reviewed, although most of the reviews are by Ian Cohen, who has championed the genre.

Nothing Feels Good is one of my favorite albums ever. I think it's been 17 years since I first bought it and I still listen to it frequently. I think TPR were my second most played artist on Spotify last year. With that said, I think Very Emergency is an amazing album as well. There was even a time (like, the day it…

I'm right there with you. It's a pretty incredible album. FAvorite Clarity song? I'm going with "Crush."

By pure coincidence I am wearing my Samson Provincial Road 22 shirt today.

Jesus Christ, if this is true…I don't even know.

I really hope Party Cannon is a ska band that somehow made it onto a death metal festival by accident.

I still to this day don't understand the "emo" tag. If I were to list my favorite emo albums, I'd never consider Pinkerton, even though I love it. As far as SDRE, I think How It Feels to Be Something On is their real emo classic ahead of Diary, so really, take my opinion on emo with a grain of salt.

Believe it or not, I liked both bands in the late 90's, and it never occurred to me either. Now, how about MM/LTJ tour?

Her reasons for liking Less Than Jake are pretty spot on. Also, the first show I ever saw out of town was Ska Against Racism in Chicago.