That's fucking gross. Who drinks Fireball?

Could be code for “Heil Hitler” or as he does it “Hale Hitler".

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

probably a Hitler reference, actually

I assume the number 88 is his birth year so it’s not a kid who got shamed into deleting his account. It was a grown man.

*Should of

Peter Thiel would agree!

I love how he says their backyard has turned into a bear hangout like that’s not the greatest thing your backyard could become

I thought bears usually try their best to avoid being exposed to the light. I guess those are just the Baylor ones.

Apologize for your shitty take

Well, I care.

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

No

Today was a good day.

The Cardinals have lost 22 games. Jorge Soler’s number is 68. Michael Wacha’s number is 52.

I click on these articles for the sole purpose of reading the comments.

You mean we are going to have one of these posts and no one is going to respond with how stupid it is and what a waste of time it is? Cardinal fans quit faster than their team does.