"LGBT people are allowed to do whatever they want with/to themselves"

I never said being a member was a choice, did I?

Precisely one year from this date, I call upon everyone in the District of Columbia to rig every toilet in every public restroom to blow up at the exact same moment. Let us show them that we will not deal with their crap any longer.

Best thing I read all day. Heart to you, sir.

Watchu talkin about? Mattel makes one.

It's a once-in-a-lifetime event for it to happen twice-in-a-lifetime 8 years apart.

Right. Maybe it does. However, standing back and looking at it from an objective point of view has a way of making everything very simple and clear.

Center of the rims looks like the Ford logo.

If we could realistically get enough people to pitch in, I would totally contribute to the fund. There's enough space in there to turn the brick building into living quarters and even more space underground for a giant frickin garage (with secret mountain-side entrance, of course) to house all the project cars that…

A flat bed truck would solve that problem

I see your point, but it takes a little more effort than that to fix the problems you mentioned.

They could fit together remarkably well. It can't be a coincidence. Can it?

Was this Assassin's Creed IV?

Nope. All this will do is allow you to copy save games off it and onto a PC, where the real editing/"cheating" is done, then transfer everything back. Nothing you can't already do with a flash drive (which is all this system is, btw)

I'll buy a playbook — if they give it to me for $50. That'll reduce the overstock to $999,999,950. Hell, for that price, I'll even take two. But you have to work with us here, RIM.

My tow car's tow car is already a golf cart. Would it be legal to chain all three together? =}

Jeep SRT8

Damn. I was actually going to do that. I even went out and bought the poster...

I know exactly what you mean.

While you technically might get 20 minutes more out of the battery, you'll probably be spending another 25+ turning off compatibility mode, disabling all those damn accelerators, trying to figure out what that broken website is supposed to look like in a supported browser, and just plain fumbling over the interface.