PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

Counter:  Missed go-ahead kicks in the final seconds of games are indeed the reason why games are lost.  Because you see, if the kick had been made, they’d have won.

And hat trick.

Yeah Frank, he is totally not ready for the English game. 

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

He was an absolute octopus of a defender in college. Only the second Pac-12 player ever with consecutive conference DPOY, passed Gary Payton for career steals and Jason Kidd for single-season steals, and the only college player over the last 20 years with 100 steals and 80 blocks in a season. He’s got the defensive…

Getting paid and coasting is the American Dream and Hassan Whiteside is my personal hero.

She is listed at 4'8'’, which is 6 inches shorter than 5'2'’.

Did some back-of-the-envelope calculations...my estimate was that she’d need a 63" vertical leap.

He’s terrible and I never thought the heat would be able to get rid of him. He is the quintessential example of a player who got paid and is just going to coast.

By the end of his time in Miami, he turned into a really lazy defender even inside the paint. He deters shots because he’s fucking huge but overall he doesn’t like moving much.

If they put a 10ft basketball hoop on the springy floor-routine floor? Absolutely. She would probably need to have someone toss her the ball mid-air though.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

The drinking was cool, but I was most impressed with his egg-cracking skills and general grace/economy of his movement. Guy has definitely spent a lot of time in the kitchen.

My favorite part about reading stories on Deadspin anymore is how the ads load and unload dynamically. I really love reading a sentence and then having it jump 4 inches down the screen, before finally finding it again, and then it jumps back up 4 inches. I understand this isn’t Deadspin’s fault per se, but I don’t…

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.

Taubman was holding a cigar