It’s important to remember them, because God knows they don’t.

He’s not getting paid.

The secret is the extra consonant.

Took one sentence for me to think, “Yeah, I’d rather just work.”

Always a mean-mug truther in every comments section.

He claimed $9 million. Enjoy your stew!

This turned into a rant, whoops. I think the concerns over Jokic’s defense are overblown. There are only so many ways a possession can end: a made shot, an offensive rebound, a defensive rebound, a foul, an in-play turnover, or and out-of-play turnover.

Not a Rockets fan but a league pass nerd who enjoys watching the Rockets. I have always liked Chris Paul, too. So I guess I’m weird.

The new quarterback is an ass-kisser. Not great for morale.

Am I crazy or is the Dynasty not a team?

Well if you want to be pedantic, he doesn’t work for the NFL, either.

He’s an apologist and mouthpiece for the most malevolent association in professional sport. So that kind of cuts against his good dudeness.

I love MJ hot takes as much as the next guy but Michael Jordan was a better player than peak Shaq when he was in his 30s. Shaq was as good as peak-Duncan. Tim Duncan made an all-star game as recently as 2015 when he was 38. I don’t think the league has improved that much.

The 1984-85 Lakers turned the ball over 17 times for every 3 pointer they made. And that team is the pinnacle of mid-1980s basketball. Imagine what watching a Knicks game was like.

Until the late-1980s professional basketball very much resembled the halftime show where the arena staff rolls out the ball and lets the kids run up and down the court.

Not perfect? Sure. Human? Maybe.

Listening to the Lowe Post last week, Max Kellerman (loudly) explained why Kevin Durant is better than Steph Curry. Zach Lowe (politely) argued that Steph Curry is better than Kevin Durant.

There’s something about Biles that just bothers stuffy, self-important, “old fashioned” folks....

Probably the best work Deadspin has done.

I’m confused.