“All these referees have something against me and I don’t know what the deal is!” - Noted Asshole

Imagine how much fun it will be when he can pass to a teammate who can jump over a phone book!

In all sincerity, when I first read “survivor pool” in the headline I thought people were betting on what NFL players were going to live or die.

AND YET HERE WE ARE ARGUING ABOUT RETIRED BASKETBALL PLAYERS! GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

Hakeem was better than Shaq in every way I can imagine is an overstatement. Turn of the century Shaq was unstoppable. He averaged 38 and 17 in an NBA Finals. Hakeem was incredible but let’s be serious.

Man, this really aged like vintage shit.

Jonathan Isaac is good and fun to watch and 19. He is saddled with the Orlando Magic, not the other way around.

Raptors were on a back-to-back, too.

Only marginally more coherent than Reggie Miller with fully functioning audio.

If Boston is kicking this much ass now I can’t wait to see them when they’ve meshed.

They’re 10th in offensive efficiency and 2nd in defensive efficiency and have one of the best point differentials in the league. They’ve lost a few close games, including a bank shot buzzer beater. They’re working in two new ball dominant players, which takes time. They’re fine.

The murder and assault are consented to.

IF KO LEAVES I’ll.... probably keep watching every week. BUT I WON’T BE HAPPY!

I think they meant the players themselves now “know”. I don’t know any pro athletes, but I know some (former) college athletes who were the most confident people I’ve ever met. I don’t think it’s a stretch to imagine pro athletes are at a level that defies logic.

There are a lot of reasons not to like Puig, but I find most of them endearing.

No one should ever have to think or care about Mike Pence or anything he says or does. But here we are.

Granted, the devastating effects on the feet caused by leadership are well documented. Also - what?

Why is Kevin McHale trying to motivate James Harden?

Man, I’m gonna miss nature.

Tanking isn’t necessarily good, but when you create a system that incentivizes tanking it can be the smart move for a team in the right circumstances.