Don’t forget, WME also bought the UFC after Jones was suspended last year.

Speaking from experience, you think whatever masking technique who have will be better than the test. I had a piss test for a job one time so I bought one of those niacin drinks from GNC... thought that made me a lock to pass the test. So I proceeded to smoke up until ~12 hours before my test. Needless to say, it did…

I am not an expert, so take this with a grain of salt, but from what I understand, this drug is out of your system quickly, and doesn’t show in blood tests. The reason he failed the piss test at the weigh-in and then passed the night of the fight is that he was so dehydrated at the weigh-in that his urine wasn’t…

God, reading your post in the morning made me move martini time up about nine hours. Cheers, you asshole.

In short, the school allegedly dragged her into a case she wanted no part in, ignored what she wanted, and then helped the accused football player quietly shuffle off to another school.

Got it. Kneel for an anthem: “Don’t bother putting on my uniform”

Get DUIs, beat up women, kill people: “Welcome to the team, you have respected the squad and conducted yourself predictably.”
Get fucked.

Joanna Jędrzejczyk would like a word with you.

It’s only a problem if you think anyone is using a comedian’s routine as actual advice as to how they deal personally with these neo-Nazi marches.

No. We must do the things that the bloggers tell us. Otherwise we are terrible people.

That and calling Coulter a “garage sale Barbie” who “crawls out of her roach motel.”

Well, I laughed at the idea of sheetcaking because it’s exactly what I’ve been doing, no lie (except with Pepperidge Farm). I didn’t think it was all bad.

Seriously - how anyone can miss the blatantly obvious entire joke is just mind-boggling. It’s a satirical bit on a satirical show - how is it not obvious to this writer (and many of the commenters here) that it is satire?

Might the tedium also stem from us over-analyzing/dissecting the words of a comedian spoken on a sketch comedy show? To me, that is far more tedious.

I’m feeling a little insane by the amount of people that took her entire skit as literally as possible.

Don’t be ridiculous. Obviously “Megan Reynolds, Staff Writer, Jezebel” knows better than the Southern Poverty Law Center, who only dedicate themselves to fighting this shit all the time.

To be fair, it’s really hard to laugh at anything with a large stick up your ass. And come on, thinking for yourself requires effort. That’s hard and stuff.

Whatever.

It’s your problem that you’re looking to a comedian for something way more substantial than a comedic bit. That’s all this was. Stop looking to celebrities for guidance. People are perfectly capable of knowing how to feel about Nazis without help from Tina Fey.

So am I a horrible person if I laughed at “Who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?” Because I did laugh. Because that was funny.

Jesus Christ this site is sour and humorless.