Jenny “from” the Block, but Jenny “on” the Block is waaay funnier. I like it more. 

To be fair/clear, it’s not Berry’s message that women should wait until their 40s to have kids, moreso that women shouldn’t feel pressured into having kids early or having them at all, per your second paragraph. Kylie has added a whole other lens onto this that is more of a tangent and, as you say, probably not solid…

Actually really enjoyed the tone of this article. Thanks for the nice morning read.

Well, what did Portman expect? Dude is literally a worm.

We must remember that Bravo and Andy Cohen knowingly supported Vicki Gunvalson's money raising for her fake charity and never apologized nor took steps to correct their involvement.  Andy's shows are ripe for a set of RICO claims.  Lets hope they get filed.

She’s really has a thing for not attractive men.

She’s making a living telling clueless white women to hook up an IV drip instead of eating food and sticking candles in her vagina.

We really have this idea in society that actors are interesting off-screen.

Stop giving con-artists attention.

Johns are visionaries!

Nic Cage has an oscar and he only ever plays one type of character.

Yeah, but she plays it so fucking well, and no one can do it quite like her. Some artists have range, but most don’t. The ones who can consistently do it well and make it feel fresh/relevant have their own kind of brilliance.

Because then they would have had to refund everyone’s money instead of only the Karens who bitched to the box office that they got the understudy.

Fair to say she writes very personal songs that clearly connect her to her fans in ways to which most other performers can only aspire. Their absurd investment in her private life is a completely unsurprising side effect.

I know this is about pet adoption but I think this relates based on the comments and I am sorry for the long wind comment:

Doing a voice cameo from a garage or having to interact with a catty as hell former coworker and the show runner who wrote her the line “he’s the Lawrence of my Labia?” Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. I’d take the garage.

Tone of this piece is odd. HOPE SHE’S HAPPY IN A GARAGE. If I made whatever $$$ she pulled for a couple hours recording VO in a garage I’d be happy as fuck.

Man. It is so chicken shit to go with this “unnamed A-lister” bullshit. A cynical PR tactic clearly meant to do exactly what this article is doing: fuel jiucy speculation so that any and all A-Listers can be rumored to be “THE ONE.”

Dude: You’re just afraid of men.

my money’s on Mark Wahlberg.