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I despise Djokovich and wish he’d been deported, but the Aussie government (another generally incompetent conservative mess) basically tried to turn this into some political point scoring competition - various other athletes were allowed in with the same exemption that Djokovich used (previous/recent COVID infection)

This is how all award shows should be done from now on. 

It’s pretty cool that rich people can sue a country they aren’t a resident of, to overturn their own vaccine laws. All so he can go to a sports event to prove he’s the bestest boy. And his mommy defends him. A grownass adult. 

damn she knows it and i love her calling it out.

I still want to know what made him such a financial “genius”

She might still flip on his Royal Pervness in exchange for better prison conditions. Here is hoping, anyway.

guilty as hell herself but also the scapegoat for all the names in epstein’s blackbook.

Shiv had her own job, and Kendall wanted to take the buy out and he wouldn’t let them. If they never built anything, it’s because he couldn’t stand for them not to need him.

“As their humiliations mount and the pleasures their riches yield are obscured by the show’s punishing aesthetic, the Roys and their milieu only become more sympathetic.”

You can’t put Ben Affleck and erotic into same sentence. 

Many of the most pretentious chefs seem to have forgotten the foundational purpose of their careers is to feed people. They write it of like an outsider sculptor who shellacked a turd and called it art. It doesn’t matter how beautiful, weird, or confusing your food is if your guests left hungry: you failed.

I think it does tend to vary (the moral compass of Shiv v Roman that is). Roman has shown, on multiple occasions, a more compassionate head when it comes to family. His refusal to sign onto Shiv’s Kendall letter, his genuine concern when Logan had the uti (vs Shiv wanting to puppet him out on stage), even his concern

Anyone who didn’t think Elon’s first love would always be his work himself reeeeally wasn’t paying attention.

she was meatloaf singing “I would do anything for love” until he said he was selling his mansion and moving to a doublwide in texas, when it became “but I won’t do that”

I used to think Shiv had a bit of morality inside her too. But now I think her value-based assertions are only about optics.

Now, holding all these truths at once, here is what I feel about Alice Sebold as a person: nothing. I don’t believe Alice Sebold is “evil,” a “cunt,” “deserves to rot in prison,” or any of the other vitriolic takes that have been shared online in the days since Broadwater’s exoneration. We forget that there is a

The premise that freshly traumatized 18 year old Ms Sebold manipulated by the racist police and racist justice system is valid. But for decades, she knew she was not sure. Yet, she let that discomfort go unexamined. She ignored the disturbance in her survivor narrative through her book deal and was prepared to see

I was the victim of an attempted sexual assault (I was able to fight him off) and “remembered” completely the wrong thing (I think I thought that he had a du rag and he didn’t—or the other way around). I was shocked when I saw the security footage (and thank God there was security footage). Eyewitness memories are

Sub-head here says Kidman’s approximation of Ball’s voice was “terrifying”. The actual article (barely re-written from the Page 6 piece) said that attempting something so far out of her range was terrifying to her. It’s that attention to detail that has earned Jezebel the reputation for insightful writing that it has

“Lame” in that context is abelist.