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I can understand everything, well sort of, with heavy cringing and phantom pain. Except nail clippings.

Thanks to Hurrikate below, I realize I miswrote in my comment above. I meant to write “masculate” not emasculate in my comment above. 

Oops. I meant to write “masculate” not emasculate. Thank you for questioning.

I wasn’t questioning whether she was trashy. Even she knows she is, duh. I was questioning whether she was alpha-bitch gangsta which she claims to be if she goes back to the man who cheated on her.

I know everyone thinks this is a charade. But what if it isn’t. What if Cardi B files divorce papers on Jan 1 and tells the world that the thirstiness for ex-dick was just a revenge prank?

Louis CK comes out the worst in this. What a horrible scumbag.

He (or his bf who was 20 yrs junior to him) broke off his last relationship six months back. He would have hard time convincing an adoption agency that he is “ready” to be a parent in this context. He also does not have a history of stable relationships. He has a high-profile job which is probably very time consuming.

I agree.

Ugh re Andy Cohen. He would have hard time adopting a child but due to “benefit of science” and benefit of being a rich man, he can design a baby.

I hope Pete learns to tone down his public presence. It’s in your hands, Pete. World will be world. What is in your control is what you put out there. 

If you can scam your way to Presidency, there’s always for hope for these wannabe Trumpettes.

Antoni - you are cute but sponconning that ugly-ass Ferragamo shoes is not.

After years of vacillating whether he is physically hot or not, I am still unsure about Drake. What I have come to realize with full certainty is that he is embarrassingly lame, which is never hot.  

I am not sure why he apologized at the end after all? He stuck to his position of “no apology” even when Oscars called him up. They booted him and then he apologizes after? Had he apologized earlier as he did after, maybe he could’ve managed to survive the internet fury? He could’ve then joked about his “past” ignoranc

Summer Bunni’s apology is valid and good. Unfortunately though. it will perpetuate the idea that women are to be blamed for marital cheating.

Writers would write. It could be good, bad and ugly. It is the job of the editor to stop the bad and the ugly. Mariah Smith wrote something ugly. The editor is to blame that it went online.

Thank you for this piece. I am so glad to finally read something empowering on the struggle of black women in politics, in showing their pride through hair that may not be palatable for some white voters.

I get it. The bro-talk among the bros is all about banging that chick or her fuckability rating. Surely, they don’t wanna stop the bro-talk due to a thing called MeToo movement. The easier thing is just exclude the non-bros.

This post is embarrassing.

I like Miley. But that song is bad. Video is terrible. Maybe the song will grow on me if I forget the video.