When Tomsula wouldn’t let anything go, you called him a hoarder and impounded his car.

Think of it like this. If you were his ACL, wouldn’t you be thinking: “Do I really want to keep being an anterior cruciate ligament for this shitty QB, or should I just give it up already? I’m so torn!”

Of course he did. If the Jets were a girl she’d be knocked up annually by drifters she meets while drunk.

Pete Carol is and always has been a piece of shit.

Just like the Saints Super Bowl victory did not actually “redeem” the damage Hurricane Katrina did to the city of New Orleans, there is no way a sports victory can or should do anything at all to help you or anybody else “get past” the institutional corruption that led to sex crimes against children that were ignored…

Here’s to hoping Cleveland wins the world series to put their trophy next to the cavs’, and then the browns pull off an 0-17 perfect season.

It’s worse to think that either the Cubs will win their first WS since 1908, or Cleveland will win 2 championships in one year. #DumpsterFire

I see that the Nittany Lions caught Ohio State from behind.

If any team knows about cleaning up some shocked #2 it’s Penn State.

Fuck Penn State. That is all.

He ordered a Coke, but he’ll be lapping up a shake.

Or they could even just operate in CYA mode, except, ya know like, do it competently. HTF does the fact that the public *will* eventually see the evidence proving the former Mrs. Brown’s allegations of long time abuse not scare them into taking action? They instead claim that the same security apparatus which can…

The problem is that the NFL wants to be all things to all people. Public release of medical information for the gamblers. Pink in October for the ladies. Testing for weed for uptight old white guys.

The net effect is pretty weak, but don’t let anyone fault you for trying.

Pence wise and pound foolish.

Most of those fans are to baseball what GET IN THE HOLE guy is to golf

No no no. I’m a Sox fan, we’ve always been assholes too. We just went from “self-pitying assholes” to “Obnoxious chest-thumping assholes.” BIG difference.

Root for us, how could you not!?

The Cardinals not making the playoffs made me question my health. “Am I dying? Is this my Make-A-Wish wish being granted?” Then I realized that Cardinals fans would like nothing more than to be able to say the Cardinals brightened the last few days of a dying man’s life.