jezebelslaststand
JezebelsLastStand
jezebelslaststand

JK JK JK. I just love this gif.

Right?!? Young James Spader was on FIRE. I’m hoping everybody just means shitty like the *characters* he played...

I have never wanted to purchase a toy so badly in my life. I NEED this.

That’s a cute ass fucking hamster. What the hell is her issue?

The things Roger Ailes probably did with that toy

Oh man, now THERE is some Slash That Should Not Be.

Kids, kids, no more fighting-- let’s just agree that we all want to punch them both in the face.

Oh, but the Spader of “Jack’s Back” was/is so beautiful. I can’t see any of the Trump boys ever getting within shooting range of “just this side of acceptable.” As my Grandma used to say, “He can’t help being ugly, but he could at least stay inside.”

Oh, Whitney. Your star burned too bright and too quick.

He’s like a bad photocopy of any James Spader character from any 80's teen flick.

Eric Trump is somehow the most punchable face out of his entire family. The guy just oozes the persona of someone who goes to bars to sexually harass women and is proud of it.

This does not seem to particularly matter to Eric Trump, who seems to be busy living in a creepy video game loosely modeled after the 1987 film Wall Streetwhere slicked back hair is a professional look, down-time involves shooting cheetahs

My problem is with you saying you weren’t victim-blaming but then proceeding to do that exact thing. Do you know what victim-blaming is? It’s what you did. Just say “it’s unfortunate this happened” and stop at that. Please.

And the biggest fashion event of the year isn’t a grand occasion?

Lol

Good to see Clinton supporters tearing down a 70 year old successful woman for using a tactic they themselves used in 08. Stay classy party politics

About her support for Trump, I was outraged when I thought she said she’d vote for him but someone gave me a link to the interview and that’s not what she said.

Well, all mail is hand delivered at the very end unless Amazon is sending drones to your house. But people don’t usually refer to USPS mail like that.