Exactly. It’s a dangerous precedent. We don’t need a “Kim’s Law” or a “Gigi’s Law”. We often talk about how famous people are above the law, but what about the people who get away with actions toward a famous person that would seem insane and punishable towards a regular person?

I have a box of photographs from my college days that really should be burned.

I’m a civil litigator so, in theory, I should be able to understand the mindset of a competitive person who loves the game for its own sake and just loves to win. But I really don’t. I’m not competitive enough to say patently ridiculous things and defend indefensible positions for a living. But people in politics…

I gonna say just maybe they were fucking with you...

...bet he was a nightmare when she suddenly died.

This is just like the Lewis Black joke about “if it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college”. Trying to figure out anything that makes this make sense is going to drive me insane.

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

Thank god that story’s not about me - it was my sophomore year I played Throwing Copper on a daily basis.

My freshman roommate (also an only child) needed to play music on a boombox to fall asleep every night, and also got Jesus midway through the year. It was about that time that the albums he played switched from Phish and Guster to Jars of Clay and other Christian contemporary acts.

Both of them are idiots and neither did anything wrong. One girl talked shit about her roommate behind her back and got caught. There was a confrontation. People were upset. This exact story has played out for hundreds of years.

I’ve always wondered if it was just the money for these people. Like, this is the only line of work where they can make the kind of money they make (I have a couple of friends who work on Senate and House campaigns and the money is pretty impressive). So they take the money and make whatever moral compromise that’s…

I’d laugh if the entire Wu-Tang Clan bought all the tickets.

Did you see that they made her ride separately in another car when leaving the debate? I felt simultaneously sad and happy for her. Like that sucks your family didn’t make room for you, but at least you don’t have to be with your family.

Rosie always seems like the kind of person who could make small talk with a post. She just seems like she enjoys talking to people. My mom is like that. Has long conversations with perfect strangers in the supermarket and I’m like “omg mom can you not.”

Coming with. Dibs on being besties with Asterisk.

Marilu and Maureen were impressive last night. Amber is going to be eliminated early if Maks doesn’t stop phoning it in. And what was with the awful wig they put on Amber?

Aren’t you dying to know what she’s REALLY thinking? She’s a smart cookie, and she’s good at what she does, but damn -- it’s an absolutely impossible position to be in, especially as a woman.

And she’s still probably the best off of those benighted siblings! I’d rather be Tiffany than Ivanka any day of the century.

Yeah, Bush was definitely less insanely spiteful and evil than the Trump crew.

Yeah, that was weird. Rosie was in that one coming of age movie with the girls on the bikes. What was that one?