jezebelslaststand
JezebelsLastStand
jezebelslaststand

I think it’s more that 80s Spader would play Eric in a movie because we know that when the movie is made you’re *always* far more attractive than in real life.

It’s really the perfect gif.

The weird thing about the hideousness of Eric and Junior is that they weren’t always hideous. I mean, they were creepy and not especially attractive, but they kind of looked like normal people a few years ago. It’s like, as they age, the part of them that is Ivana is fighting it out with the part of them that is

If Pretty in Pink James Spader had a baby with Jake Busey this would be the outcome.

Keep them. Most likely the publishers are just sending them for free to the last address they have on file for her to boost their circulation so she’s not subscribing and wondering why she never gets her magazines.

Me too. I panicked that I had jury duty awhile back because the last thing I wanted was jury duty. The summons came to my house with my address and I didn’t even look at the name. Turns out that it was for someone else who doesn’t live at my house and has never lived at my house. But, I opened that sucker without

They’re not making a 20-25$ profit off of those tshirts. Mudd isn’t an expensive line to begin with and Kohls isn’t just paying the few bucks the factory charges. Mudd (or whatever arm of their company handles this line) is sourcing it to the factory, the factory is charging them for the production of the shirts + any

It wouldn’t, though. These dog socks are going to be in the store for a few months and then they’re gone. Kohl’s is buying these goods from Mudd, which has a design team on salary that designs some things and “finds” some things and knocks off some things, but they’re not being paid by design or anything. It’s cheaper

Because it would cost more to pay them than it would for them to cheaply produce it and sell it for a few months before moving on to the next thing. They can use someone else’s design have a chinese factory make it for dirt cheap prices and if and when that artist complains about theft they’ll just have their legal

I don’t have a problem with her pointing out that the TSwift squad is a load of shit, but in doing so she just winds up insulting all women, both the squad and the rest of us. She needs to cut the shit with her “normal” body stuff. There is no normal body. Demi’s body is no more normal than mine and Taylor’s is no

Some people would rather not be fired for a quick payday.

It’s not a Hilton, but it’s still considered a hotel. She was in an apartment in a luxury hotel. Just because it costs more than I make in a year doesn’t mean I couldn’t book a room for a weekend just like any other hotel.

Pretty much. Possibly in cahoots with a member of the paparazzi. It seems pretty obvious that they had to have had someone on the inside who knew where all the players were at any given time.

Amber didn’t really apologize, nor should she have. Julianne was kind of shitty, seemed offended Amber thought she was kind of shitty and Amber’s apology was just of the “if I misunderstood you I’m sorry” non-apology variety designed to inspire the other person to issue their own non-apology, which Julianne didn’t do.

Or you keep 10 million in jewels because you wear expensive jewelry and you’re basically on the job at Paris Fashion Week and want to be photographed wearing it.

Saying that she did anything to bring it on herself is, indeed, victim blaming.

She wasn’t in the subway late at night, she was in her high end Paris apartment. There’s no reason to think she wouldn’t be safe there so why should she employ the same tactics you employ on a late night subway ride?

Yeah, that’s kind of sketch, but I suppose that they could have gained access to the hotel with the uniform (keeping their heads turned away from security cameras) and then put the masks on as they went to her room. It’s a stretch, but I feel like this was probably pretty professional if they knew exactly what room

Yes, I know The Weeknd canceled. That’s why I mentioned “two people”.

It was a weekend festival. They paid to see a lot of people, they just apparently only wanted to see Kanye.