jezebelslaststand
JezebelsLastStand
jezebelslaststand

They’re taking pictures of themselves in the mirror. I have no idea why this is so hard for some people to grasp and so scandalous to others. They like the way they look that morning. They take a picture in the bathroom mirror. The world manages to keep spinning. 

You’re assuming she didn’t report it. Obviously facilities didn’t even care when the superintendent reported it, so it’s not like they’d be falling over themselves to fix a pipe that a kid reported. Since it states she took the picture to her journalism class, there’s a decent chance she’d already complained about the

Yeah, I had a kidney failure cat. Pee smelled like ammonia. Not great. But, tbf, a healthy cat’s pee smells horrible if you don’t find it and it’s just left there. I had a cat that would find corners to pee in where nobody ever went and you only found it when it “turned” and you caught a whiff of that horrible smell.

I’m not questioning the people who got shot, I’m questioning why he got up this morning and went down to a closed shopping center to shoot at the few people who might have been there before 630am.

That makes a little bit of sense, then. I couldn’t find anything in the picture that looked like it would be open that hour. Although I did think that maybe the Walgreens had an early morning pharmacy or something.

Yeah, I figured that if they mentioned Petco then maybe there was a manager there or someone doing inventory. Otherwise, it just confused me why that was specifically mentioned and what he hoped to accomplish in shooting at a mostly empty shopping center.

I’m really confused about the location and the hour of day it happened. The stores in that shopping center wouldn’t open until 9 or 10. And the overhead shots in the linked story only show a couple of cars there, so it doesn’t look like there’s a breakfast place in that particular stripmall. So, what was his point?

Yes!! Will Smith was a total monster to some people, all because he didn’t want some stranger to wrap his arms tightly around his neck and kiss him against his will.

It’s a good way to make people keep their distance. If you bought two seats you can’t guarantee some asshole isn’t going to insist on taking one of them, but if you plop a creepy doll in there you are guaranteed that people back off.

Now that you mention that, though, I wonder if Barbara is worth some cash. Might explain the ticket. I mean, yeah, there are a million other things that explain the ticket, as much as those things can be explained, but now I’m kind of curious about what Barbara’s deal is. 

I would think super dry skin would inspire *more* washing of the legs. You don’t exfoliate or use moisturizing soap on them? It might help the super dry part.

They’re a total garbag publication these days.

He went to jail a couple of times, but just got small fines. Nothing big. I just googled the America incident and that’s one that caused him to get fired, but I don’t think he received any legal punishment. It doesn’t even sound like anybody cared. Ditto the Will Smith thing. 

I forgot about America! I can’t believe I blocked that one out! Reading through his wiki, I think he’s the rare example of the person who isn’t punished extensively *because* his victims are celebrities. I mean, yeah, he gets fired and arrested, but he still gets the attention he seeks and he’s not going to jail for

He thinks it’s okay to do everything he does. Wiki him. He’s a piece of shit that tries to dismiss actual assaults and shithead behavior as “pranks”. This is the dude that grabbed Will Smith and wouldn’t let go, kissing him along the way. Will Smith slapped him and pushed him away and somehow back then people made fun

No doubt. Trump and the other children clearly treat her like she doesn’t exist. They could barely look at her at the Conventions. I’m sure Marla has or had a nice exit package when she divorced him, but I imagine that right now any refusal to tell us what a POS he is is because it would hurt her daughter. They

I have no idea if that’s true or not, but that doesn’t change any of the above and Dan Abrams was speaking prior to the CBS show airing, so he didn’t know that they had decided Burke did it. He was speaking in general: if they had legitimately solved the crime it would have been closed before their little tv show

Tom Cruise may be gay but that doesn’t magically make him old enough and powerful enough to have run a pedophile ring in 1985. 

I can’t stand him. I did at least appreciate that he defended Burke’s awkwardness but now that I know they share a lawyer it seems a little less kind and a little more agreed upon ahead of time.

Everything about the case was laughably unprofessional. Whether the Ramsey’s did it (or know who did) or not, nothing was ever going to be solved in this case because the Boulder cops were clowns. They were also, it seems, kind of lazy and nobody wanted to come in during the holidays because as much of a garbage