jezebelslaststand
JezebelsLastStand
jezebelslaststand

Not only that, but we’re apparently super pissed at Lena for projecting thoughts onto him, but we’re all so certain that his “I don’t know her” comment is laced with subtext and he totes took that bitch down a peg. Her initial story was dumb, but I don’t see why it’s a crime when she does it, but we can claim we know

But, I wasn’t speaking of her intentions, I was speaking of theirs. Two things can be true. It’s not overthinking it to look at the roast template and determine why each person was on that dais.

And after I posted that, I’m not really sure why I threw Maria in the conservative category since she’s a moderate liberal, but whatever. You stay married to Arnold that long, you get that Republican stink on you.

There was an establishing shot that was just power lines, a vague outline of a skyscraper and lightning in the sky and it was just so Atlanta. Like, if I didn’t know that the show was shot in and about Atlanta I would still *feel* Atlanta, just outside of downtown, based on that two second moment. It was weird.

Because they needed an outspoken conservative and all of Rob Lowe’s actual conservative friends are either too famous (Arnold) or more comfortable being in the audience (Maria). Plus, you know, most of the time the non-comics wind up killing and that’s good for everybody involved. If she’d just let her joke writers do

Jewel has crazy good timing.

The prostitute joke was one of the moments I noticed that it seemed like Jeff Ross was trying pretty hard to get her to loosen up/actually enjoy it the way everyone else was. He kept looking back at her and gesturing to her and it didn’t seem at all like he was being an asshole. It’s in his best interest to have her

I hated that one. There were a few jokes I hated, but they were spread out pretty evenly amongst targets, I thought.

Of course you shouldn’t take cheap shots like that in real life. There are far better things to criticize Trump and Coulter for in a legitimate argument. But, this is a roast. Cheap shots are where the money’s at. It’s a mix of brutally deep cuts and the cheapest of cheap. Peyton’s giant head. Pete Davidson looks like

Maybe the supercut left some things out. I have no idea. I know that Rob Lowe had a pretty good one about how this was one bomb she couldn’t blame on Muslims. He also called her set an abortion, which actually kind of shocked me and was a decently constructed joke. A couple others made Klan jokes. Jewel had a funny

Many of them have. Her SNL cast mates and writers have been tweeting support.

Paul Feig did. A lot of the SNL cast and writers did, but I don’t believe Kate McKinnon (or Wiig, for that matter) is on social media and most of these acts of support are happening on twitter.

I would also have no problem blocking people who weren’t yelling at me, but were yelling *about* me and felt the need to @ me in it like the person did in the Comedy Central tweet. I don’t really need to hear you bitching to the world about me. I don’t know you. It doesn’t matter if you’re right or wrong, it’s super

I feel like she’s probably taking advantage of the way her show is staffed. They may have year to year contracts for writing staff and they haven’t restaffed yet. So, he’s not a writer for her, he doesn’t work for her and may or may not be a writer for her when the show gets back into production, depending on what’s

You didn’t hear the actual ending of the bit? Because that’s the entire point.

According to her, he doesn’t work for her. Which I assume is why she’s blocking people who keep asking her. She’s tired of seeing all the notifications telling her to do something that she *can’t* do. That said, he was a writer. I mean, we all know he was a writer. As recently as last season he was a writer. So, if he

I’m sure he’s a huge asshole. I have no doubt about that. But, I’m guessing that he was seeing what we were seeing and I’d probably have to ask for clarification if I were looking at floating heads from the nose up. That doesn’t look like Renee and if you stare at the noses long enough they all start looking really

She’s quiet on the subject. Someone tweeted Jensen Karp and asked if she was involved and he said “I’d DIE to have her!” so I don’t know what to make of that. Either they’re still working out deals, management fucked her over and Jensen isn’t crazy about it or he was just being publicly nice. I hope it’s the first

Except that if you look at the comments on the photo posted you will see that it doesn’t matter what kind of picture she posts, she still gets vile comments from trolls. Not that that actually matters and your point about the author being disingenous is horseshit.