Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

South Park is getting in on the real life simulator here.

“He doesn’t think it’s fair to compete with their economic strategies.”

FFXV.... Make up your damned mind. Are you a deep story based RPG? Open world driving simulator? MMO? Cooking show? Billboard for ramen and camping gear?

Reggie tends not to divulge more than what Nintendo has announced already. I know that going into interviews with him and try to have a conversation that’s less about hunting for product news and more about getting a sense about where Nintendo’s heads are at on a bunch of things. Gone are the days when I’ll be asking…

Scorched fucking earth. We’re done here. I’m full. They did more in 25 minutes than anybody else did with 4x the time on stage.

Match three of the same color Rupees...

Me after the first time I ended Secret of Mana.

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

wait til Warner Bros. get my angry letter about Mad Max

But in an e-mail, he noted that this interpretation could be reductive. Genre and gaming motivation don’t explain gender breakdown with complete accuracy. 

This is really important, to remember that when we’re talking about genders in aggregate none of the information actually applies to the individual. This is…

Note to self: introduce more women to Mass Effect. Badass ladies are everywhere, plenty of open world to explore, there’s a huge sense of satisfaction from getting the “best” endings, and everyone knows you’re playing wrong if you don’t pick Jennifer Hale’s FemShep.

I’m going to reference my profession, just once, to contextualize what I’m going to say next: I have spent the last decade as a professor of Literature (and Rhet/Comp, but whatevz).

I say that to say this: Final Fantasy XV is by turns a brilliant, revelatory, and absolutely necessary change in direction for a franchise…

You can criticize the graphics and performance of breath of the wild. But the artistic direction and character design are one of the best in the series. To me it is the best.

Coruscant, now that’s a great planet. 5,000 levels. We’re gonna have even more levels, the best levels. And then we’re gonna build a wall, and the Tusken Raiders are gonna pay.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

I’m the reverse engineer who did the fan translation in 1997 with two friends of mine. I know you think that Butz is a silly name, and I agree, but that’s what it is. His name in Japanese is バッツ (battsu), not バーツ (ba-tsu) as it would be if Bartz were intended. Various Japanese documents also showed his name in Latin…

Getting ready to catch many, many Yungoos for this event. They are a great, great Pokemon, they really are. Its true.

I will build a wall, trust me, I will, full of Yungoos to make Wonder Trade Great Again. It will be ‘uge.

We know who the real rival is:

What... what the hell? Leonard Cohen is dead, Trump is in the White House, and now Splash is actually USEFUL?