I'd chip in $5, too.

If I were in this position, once I got the car back, I would go on a road trip and make sure to do massive smokey burnouts in every branch parking lot I see, with the goal being to get to their headquarters, throwing a flaming bag of poo at the door, then more burnouts.

Oh god, the memories.

I wouldn't say least reliable (I've had good experience with 'em), and besides, Volkswagen itself wasn't my point.

Well, that's, like, your opinion, man.

I want an old factory. I bet drop forges make excellent sandwich presses.

Dear Commentariat,

#CoTD

Or, get something interesting for everyday driving, as to not make it so horrible.

Even though the Suburban/Yukon/Escalade Hybrids aren't that good, they're still pimpin'.

Future engine swaps for E90s, baby. BUY X6s!

They're not the worst, because in 20 years, they'll be good sources for engine/brake swaps for 3 series'.

The "sucky" is redundant.

Because they mix speed, comfort, handling, style, and practicality almost perfectly.

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Burnouts.

Uh, have you ever driven a new Volkswagen?

I think they still serve a purpose. If they offered a diesel, though, it could go on forever.

Leave.

Not sure if sarcastic...