@SkaHimself: hehe

My brother's name is Riley Stewart. This really offends me that Toyota uses that name. He wants an old Mini or a Riley (go figure).

Nice, but I prefer Edsel Trucks.

A tight-ratio steering box

8) is not a Valiant, it's a Rambler.

Silly electronic locks.

And now Pontiac joins Oldsmobile and Plymouth...

@martial law: I like how his beer thingy is Corona.

Ye call that an anchor?

@spectra: I think with her Buick, it would be called "Plastic and Linoleum Marvels"

@olmy: What if you are asked to take part in a beach landing with the Royal Marines?

@CivicRallyFan: When somebody asks about the Fit, I usually steer them away and towards the anti-fit: The 1959 Buick Electra.

@Dboy23: The only car I recommend with a 3800 is a Grand National. Good motor, but most of the cars they put them in are crap.

@Don Fehlio: lol

Electronic ignition and radials work for me.

Such an advanced gun...from 1923.

Yeah, that's pussy rust. In Florida we just get bubbles and holes.

@MajesticTrout: It's even better when the car starts to crack.

@stuntman_dan66: Agreed. Especially if you're the driver.

@beercheck: Well put sir.