In all fairness, Ben & Jerrys has their OWN Free Cone Day, and did long before others jumped on the bandwagon and created a National one. Why should they do it twice a year or change their own traditional date?

“This is kind of like steering a row boat with a ping-pong paddle,”

give it to david tracy.. some back yard repairs and it should be good to fly to moab

It seems to be missing the thrusty bits... And I don’t mean Elvis’ hips.

I love the look though. Miata Camino :)

you haven’t been paying attention, there is no satire here.

So if I stopped for lunch on the way to home Depot, I run the risk of some assholes throwing trash in my not-yet-filled up bed? Fuck that.

I thought not stomping over other’s automotive preferences would have been a prerequisite for this job, but OK. Since I can assume you’re just trolling I’ll not get upset, but I will offer an alternative position. I daily a big ol truck for a number of reasons.

Very few people, including most jalopnik.com writers and readers, buy the vehicle they need. They buy the vehicle they want to and can (sometimes) afford. Nobody needs a BMW, Tesla, sports car, Jeep, roadster or any other car any of us would like to own. They all need a camry or a Grand Caravan. Or really just a bus…

I would never own a full-sized pickup(except for maybe a SRT10), but warning bells go off when someone starts opining on what everyone else should drive. I can see similar arguments made against V8 ponycars- two inefficient, too big, too powerful, etc. My overriding vehicular ownership philosophy is: What car or…

“This is a Mustang with a message,” the narrator proclaims.

Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

Um that tire thing is actually factually accurate but causes a more unsafe behavior (aka rolling when you shouldn’t for example in a parallel parking situation).

for the sake of some pretend-drama on a Netflix show

Given that there we have this

One of the best purchases of my life!

I for one, have proudly kept the two-door tradition alive. It’s also currently for sale if anyone is interested.

I don’t get that either. I bought an offroad rig that was stupidly overbuilt and nearly indestructible. Then i drove it carefully offroad so I could get where I was going and not have to fix broken stuff. I pulled a lot of idiots out of bad situations though.

Mmm. Well...

I wanted a Hummer when I first heard about this. Then I started looking at Gov Planet and thats when I discovered this badboy: