He knew McAvoy wasn’t known for his fighting either. Regardless it was a better effort than this

I don’t know what’s more impressive. His commitment to his not being impressed schtick or his obsession with jizz and dudes raging boners 

Anthony Michael Hall...not that it matters. Every time I try to remember “that guy who played Dexter” I get stuck between Anthony Michael Hall and C Thomas Howell

Nah, sword all the way over shotgun. Balki was more ninja than anything

Check your nearest seal next time you lose a thumb drive 

What happened to the comments on these videos lately? It’s like a ghost town 

Think it’s called a homer 

You don’t even want to know about Night of Giving Head, though I’m sure it’ll be adapted for PornHub soon 

Maybe. I just assumed it meant that there was no weapons policy 

Wasn’t he homeschooled through high school? 

“It’s an online multiplayer experience, pitched as what Todd Howard calls a “softcore survival” game, where death never means a loss of progression or character.”

I was hoping something bad hadn’t happened to him. I was wondering where he has been the other day as he posts some of my favorite stuff and when I noticed he hadnt posted anything here or on twitter in a month I was worried. Glad to hear it seems like he is on the mend and will likely grace us with his amazing…

Is that young Willem Dafoe or current Jim Carrey?

Susie Cooke I think is her name. Sadly she died when a helicopter I shot down crashed in a field and she was engulfed in flames.

Dude, I’m with you on that first guy. But somewhere at the beginning of Holland Valley where you get the dog you (or at least I) rescued a GFH named Susie. She is a beast. She runs her mouth nonstop while gleefully gunning down everyone and their mother. Plus, when I hopped in a Semi she got in on the passenger side…

Actually he didn’t cherry pick his lines. He quoted the actual article from the paper. As a previous commenter pointed out, the more sensational lines that you quoted were added by the guy who posted the story here. I’ll take the Lieutenant Colonel’s word over some kinja blogger any day in regards to the state of this…