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Fahey needs to First Five Freemode of this game

Oh, that’s Uwe Boll. From the photo on the top of the article I thought our dearly departed (from Kotaku) Owen Good just shaved.

I’m just glad that these exist, especially since Leo has fallen off the face of the earth with his videos which entertain me to no end, to the point I rewatch them frequently. So Fahey taking up the mantle of just silly rambling for 5 minutes of game is welcome. I'm still waiting for a game about a guy who likes to

Wow. I really want to play a game where I just really like watching g Rambo

Replace the main character with a soldier and the civilians with enemy soldiers/terrorists Ina too down(ish) shooter...dammit. Now I wish I was 14 again playing Commando or Heavy Barrel in the arcade bc that’s what that description reminded me of.

As long as they don’t fix the glitch (if it’s a glitch) where if you go to a chest or bag that has items and crowns in it if you leave one item and take everything else you can walk two steps away turn around and open it back up and the money will be in the chest again. You can do this a few times before the crowns

Yeah, I haven't had an issue reading the text either, though it is definitely small. Honestly the one thing right now that bugs the shit out of me is how the game seems to arbitrarily switch what quest you're on. I'm only at the early stages of the game but it's happened more times than I can count, most recently like

Rep from Bethesda only announces next generation HDD remakes of Fallout 3 and New Vegas, along with an Elder Scrolls “Game of War style” mobile game. Gets hit with a bottle, drops the mic due to injury

After watching the GIF what exactly is he doing? His body language after he hits her is that on someone standing at a urinal

I'm totally going to buy this. Then customize it into a female Star Wars figure. I'll probably be able to retire after that.

The only part of this article I have any “issue” with is in the opening paragraph where you suggest that at one star the cops arent shooting at you like you're a paper target

First cunt, then ignorant. The other guy used the word hypocrite. I almost completely broke down in tears when someone said tomboy. All of these words are hurting my feelings and damaging my sense of self worth.

Dead Snow the video game. Haha

Still haven’t finished Dying Light. but my cohorts and I are approached Fallout/Skyrim hours played numbers. It's just so stupidly gratifying and fun we always find ourselves sidetracked

They removed the armor in the game? So she was just topless? Ha ha

You can always look at it from the distorted angle that the whale being offered wasn’t smart enough to not be eaten. Ha. That said, while I’m sure there are differences in the taste/texture of the meat depending on the whale I tried it once while staying in Iceland bc I was curious as it's something you don't see

The headline should read “Katy Perry Doesn’t Know How To Spell Mouth”. That annoyed the hell out of me a lot more than the headline.

Jump rages

Spent the first 25 years of my life living in Brooklyn before moving to Queens. Even though it’s where I am from, I really cannot stand going back there most days, unless it’s to go to BAM or help with the cat rescue folks my wife and I foster for. I am not even 100% sure what it is about the borough that spawned me

Used my iPhone to touch up the Joker a little...hmmm