Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

Shutting down a tool that everyone knows is used to steal their content = “lawyers are out of control.” Uh, no.

Well, I’d change the playtesters then. CAH is not only offensive, too often it’s provocative in this childish “look at me saying nasty things” way.

If the issue is trade dress, it’s their problem that they are defending some extremely basic designs. Black and white cards. Bold helvetica. Fill in the blank mechanics. It’s a sharp look, the most basic possible. It almost seems too basic to defend.

clamshell packages are the absolute worst.

Yeah they’ve gotten out of hand. I had a few of re original ones when they retailed for $60 and as strictly imports no less.

Fuck Play Arts Kai.
They’re not even particularly good.

...Another is that they’re only counting trailers for games that actually came out in 2016, not those whose trailers turned up this year but won’t be out until 2017 or beyond...

Another is that they’re only counting trailers for games that actually came out in 2016, not those whose trailers turned up this year but won’t be out until 2017 or beyond, which is why games like Spider-Man and God of War, who would have made the list with 10 and 14 million views respectively, didn’t.

Can you get these guys to do a promo for the upcoming season of Foodspin? Maybe a slow haunting version of Warrant’s Cherry Pie, or Weird Al’s Eat It?

Yeah, I’m sorry, but no. DOOM was far, far better than Overwatch. Overwatch totally deserves an award for fantastic marketing, but DOOM was a flippin’ masterpiece.

It’s a message about diversity.

Shout out to the amazing view this person has outside his residence.

At this point Overwatch feels like that friend at the party who’s really fun and charming and can’t stop making funny jokes and insightful social commentary...but who you secretly can’t wait to leave so someone else can get a chance to talk.

Ahem: go fuck yourself

“Don’t bring fists to a car fight”

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.

No mention of Hulk Hogan?

I, for one, applaud Ms. Hornbeck’s stance. But it got me thinking, what about other areas? There sure is a lot of rape and objectifying women in the Greek myths. Can’t we scrub those clean of the distasteful parts before presenting them? I mean, the gods themselves would come down from Olympus and get all rapey with…

So, let me get this straight. This is a write-up about a very good console Overwatch Lucio player who, when challenged to do so, switched to PC, practiced up with that same character, and (presumably taking to heart the advice of every Dark Souls comment section asshole in history) got gud.