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The dancing drives people insane. For that reason alone he should keep doing it.

Don’t make this shit about race. Literally any quarterback would be getting grief for this. It doesn’t matter what happens if that fumble goes the other way and he should have at least made an effort for the ball.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

I was relieved to see Von Miller get the MVP. I had a horrible feeling they were going to give it to Manning for his legacy, or some damn thing.

This is the most artful tweet I have ever seen

To his credit from all indications he played this really smart, banked a ton of money and is retiring early. At what 29?

That sucks. Not a Seahawks fan but Lynch was the kind of player I enjoyed watching play the game even if he wasn't on my team. The Beastquake got me out of my seat from 3,000 miles away.

Couldn’t have been a more fitting retirement announcement.

Fucking Russ. He was supposed to throw them over the line.

This is so unfair. The Girl Scouts did like it, and they did put a ring on it.

I’m impressed that fans of a team as successful as the Patriots can remain so perpetually butthurt.

Brady looked deflated

They’re not booing. They’re saying “Booooorady”

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

49 sales GONE!

He looks good but has the personality of cardboard.

I just cannot fathom the approval for Aiden, one of the worst-dressed video game characters of the decade.