When I hear the word, I always think of the Evil Cartman episode of South Park where Cartman keeps saying Hella

I hate that this movie is being framed as a movement, when it's just a fucking product.

The first guy to take a knee during the National Anthem was a trailblazer (or, if you prefer, a martyr for a cause.) The small number of people who who first followed that guy’s lead are the types who don’t like to see one person take all the flak from society for not conforming to a social tradition. The growing…

Depends. What was your completion percentage?

It was 75 according to forecasts, and anything under 90 is mild. I wear a suit in Houston every weekday, so I don’t want to hear about mid 70s and humidity and wearing clothes.

Everyone here likes to make fun of Breitbart for being an echo chamber, but it’s really the same at Jezebel.

Nope...that honor has been taken

She doesn’t look homeless, she looks like a Floridian.

It’s was an amazing clusterfuck spectacle of racing/mudding.

This was one of the most wonderful, clusterfuck races I have ever seen. They should make all NASCAR races in the rain and award bonus points to cars that spend more time in the mud but still stay on the lead lap.

NASCAR Dodge Doge, of course!

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

There is a Beyoncé take, which is shared (with varying degrees of sincerity) by at least three people on staff, that no one will ever publish for fear of the Beyhive’s wrath. Seriously. They are worse than Gamergate.

It was too in love with its own cuteness.

You don't. Flakes are assholes.

Should it feel a bit odd/eerie that no mention of an illness was made? Kind of seems to be coming out of left field given there hadn’t been any real coverage of him being sick. Plus, ESPN had announced just last week that Saunders would be helping with coverage of the World Cup of Hockey in September.

Man, I love Zach Lowe’s columns and 85% of his podcasts, but his “guardian of respectable basketball opinion” act on Twitter (and the other 15% of the podcasts) needs to be taken down a peg.

Witnesses: We were the ones shooting.

Clowntroll blogger? He writes for Deadspin?