All Takes Matter. Pleeeeeease call it All Takes Matter.

Everybody knows blacks are more likely to be gay

LOL. Thanks Twitter!

Nintendo is sadly, slowly dying. I doubt they'll be around in their current form by 2030.

Such a great point. The NFL has a complete TV monopoly. The only place to find dissent is rather here on the webs.

When you build a communist media empire then that will certainly be your decision to make. Until then, I think firing him was the right call here.

Craziest thing about that Snopes link — Prince was anti-gay!

Earlier today on FS1 during NASCAR practice Jeff Gordon was talking about how to “beat him off” pit road.

One out away. Still hurts

Just want to say I like the general idea of this column. Signed, a Texas Rangers fan.

I want watching Time Traveling Bong last night and there was a Toyota ad that began: “technology is living .” I immediately tweeted them “technology is not living. There is nothing biological about it. Do you side with humans or robots? Never buying a Toyota.” I stand by my tweet.

Ah man that made me laugh

One of the first girls I ever jerked it to as a 12 year old. RIP Chyna

When I was in high school (about 8-10 years ago) I saw a guy do this to a girl I was friends with. Shocked me. He put his phone on his shoe with the camera on, walked up to her and had a conversation, maintaining eye contact and slid his shoe (with the camera) under her skirt. Not only was I disgusted but it…

*obligatory cheap Breaking Bad joke*

I would fire any of my employees who held that belief and I'd win in court if they tried to sue. Unsafe work environment.

So much behind the back beauty

Does he get paid to speed run? If so how much?

Shaq got his Masters from U of Phoenix

Zack Lowe might be wanted for arson, because he had a front row seat to that BURN!!!