I think there's a level of douchebaggery and beyond-beyond-reasonable-doubt where beatings should be in play as legal punishment. Because this person needs beatings.

Who the fuck drag races a Miata? Take it to the track and you will spank "faster" cars all day. Give your 0-60 bullshit a fucking rest cupcake.

Likely in the low 7-second range, but thanks for playing.

This fracas is all Ferrari's fault. I imagine they paid off the producer to incite Clarkson to do something that would get him suspended/fired, thus saving itself from the inevitable shaming the LaFerrari would endure during the film leading up to the race and it's inevitable loss against the far superior Porsche and…

"Add lightness" said a certain A.C.B. Chapman. And remember the first gen Miata was developed under the code name of the "metal Lotus"

No bueno. Why not making it an electric?

I bet this whole thing is just a big lie by Porsche, McLaren, and Ferrari to prevent that competition from occurring. Not really 'though.

THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!! He threw a punch, he didn't fuck anyone's wife. Sort this shit out between the two men and carry the fuck on!

It is clear as day what happened: Clarkson saw the writing on the wall and that the Porsche would be be faster round the Top Gear test track, desperate to avoid having to legally change his name to Jennifer, as per his promise, took any opportunity to get off the hook.

I can assure you, they do not have it on... tape.

#Ferrarilluminati

It's a conspiracy to not have to change his name to Jennifer.

Would've been next season anyway. I'm guessing the comparisons and content for the remaining three shows has already been filmed. Just the studio content that remains to be filmed. Hopefully they can come to terms and accept Clarkson for a jackass and he can accept that it's not okay to punch producers and we can…

484 86-1,000 pounds.

Zagatos are either gorgeous-weird or gag-inducing-weird.

That's how you shift gears in Spanish.

That shift-pattern bothers me.

What do you think?

Oh, I wish, those smug little bastards, looking so fucking cute on the ice. Tiny furry little cock teases.

Oh, I wish, those smug little bastards, looking so fucking cute on the ice. Tiny furry little cock teases.