Wow. Hair.

Yummmm.... Jesus shit...

Best all-around everything.

“CrackRockCrackRock!” God, that gets stuck in my head... and people wonder why I’m walking around, repeating the words “crack rock” under my breath for days...

Really? “Could care less” and “irregardless” in the SAME post?? You get the world-wide ‘tard of all time for Jalopnik!

Autotrader, but...

Wait, what's going on with the engine? I count 12 thingy-dingys. Did they just smack a Lamborghini head on top of the Acura six?

“Ever see a grown man nekkid?”

Fuck you, that’s bullshit. Dude’s rowing a boat, not landing a plane.

Looks like a cuttlefish...

Why are all the good cars called S4’s?

Wow, the grammar on those signs...

Uh, isn’t it all kinda relative to your income??

Audi just seems to always do stuff well. Like Apple. You can't go wrong.

The 1993 Toyota MR2 that I thought I was trading down to in hard times. Best lil’ sports car ever! Too close in fun factor to the Lotus Elise I was able to buy later, in better times.

$80k and no digital dash? CP.

Definitely the best electronic album in a long time. I really like all the songs on this one, which is rare.

Oh shit, I read it as Genital Car... was getting all excited to post an XK-E!

Oh, hands-down the Lexus SC430! I drove one and it was like *mush* this way and *mush* (fart) that way. Totally squishy car. It even looks like a marsh mallow in this pic...