“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

In the off chance it wasn’t abundantly clear already, the Niners are a fucking train wreck.

You’re an idiot.

I agree. I get that the roasts are supposed to be brutal, but there was nothing original or funny about that.

She lives for this shit. It’s her bread and butter. It would be worse for her if people ignored her.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

I hate her too, but telling her to kill herself in front of millions seems a bit much.

why was she even there in the 1st place???

I watched CNN’s miniseries The Seventies a couple of months ago. In the episode on the equal rights for women movement Schlafly was featured prominently as she was the most public face opposing the movement. I found her arguments absurd, but whatever. History and all that.

I’m glad to see the spirit of Gawker lives on.

Gotcha. My apologies, in that case.

Know what's worse? Overblown sanctimony.

I literally just read every comment under this story (including grays), and there isn’t a single one that says or implies anything negative about the way Chew has led his life.

I don’t get why saying “puts on glasses” turns a shitty pun into a clever one, and yeah, I know who David Caruso is.

Man, it kind of seems like while ultimate fault lies with the guy who got laid out, the player sort of made a conscious decision not to avoid hitting him. “Tony Stewarting” I think this act is called.

About ten years ago, my wife and I started going to a new church that had some members who had been around since the church had started 30 years before that. A couple months later, an older woman who was a pillar of the church passed away. Obviously, everyone in the church wanted to attend the funeral but, since we…

Up until about, oh, ninety seconds ago I was a firm opponent of the death penalty.

Asshole move by #18 there. He makes no effort to avoid the guy, and then doesn’t even check to see if he’s ok. #5 at least looks like he was off-balance and couldn’t stop, but he didn’t apologize or check on the guy either. Wtf.

Why in the world did the guy not at least turn around and make sure he hadn't killed the guy he slammed into? Just kept celebrating. Meanwhile 3 trainers went and looked at the player laying down with a cramp.