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How come the pictures are blurry until you click on them?

HUH?!?!?!

Oops, sorry, I thought this was one of the comments on the Mike Trout story, where people were making plays on the fact that his last name is a type of fish. I was trying to play along.

Do you mean “trawling”?

Ah, got it. Like I said, humor/sarcasm/tone is really difficult to pick up on the Internet. I can’t tell on most of these posts whether the person really means what they’re saying, or if they’re just trying to get a laugh or whatever. It’s easier on Facebook, where at least you know the people who are writing comments

I love that movie!

I wasn’t joking. I think humor is difficult to pick up on the Internet, so I usually try to just say what I mean.

I wasn’t being sarcastic. I really DO think that annual events are easier to plan for. Not sure where you were detecting sarcasm, but I apologize if I have offended you.

I’m new to Deadspin, but I don’t see any posts like this about other teams. Why are you picking on the Cardinals? I’m not a big baseball fan, but they’re one of the classiest organizations in sports.

I’d actually think that the fact it’s regularly scheduled would make it MORE likely that they could plan everything out, not less.

You mean like the fish?