Stop everything its time to discuss the greatest podcast of all time- Hollywood Handbook!!!!!!!!!!!
This week's highlight- hearing Sean diss the doughboys. I wonder if those poor saps even knew.

If this generation is being infantilized (and it is) then the AV club is holding the spoon making airplane noises

BLACK AND BLUE!

the controversial new lightsaber!

You're a fool. They make buttered toast and pretzels for dinner! Snoopy fights a sentient beach chair! Their grandmother lives in a condominium!

Edit: I'm also thankful for the kid that brought a clock to school, and the dress that looked like different colors, and diaries that open when you say the secret word

What are you guys thankful for this year? I'm thankful for Silento, small batch artisan pencils, and eggs Florentine.

Fuck this show and fuck all the people who vouch for it as adults

Imagine the branded content though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should've gotten Norm Macdonald to play Han Solo. YOU BLEW IT JJ

the controversial new lightsaber

HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK DISCUSSION NOW NOW NOW

I wasn't trying to correct you. Just saying that as low as "in-joke" ranks on the scale of Jokes, "there's a big presentation in Hall H" is below even that. I "got" it to the fullest extent and it made me negative laugh.

Ah, Grendel

"An early sequence involving a prototype for the monster, fashioned primarily from a chimpanzee, sees McGuigan generate some visual excitement, but Landis spoils even this by throwing in a cutesy in-joke directed at Comic-Con attendees, with someone repeatedly announcing that Frankenstein will be holding a “big…

Fuck Max Landis

Upon listening, it's more like having hot soup poured in your lap very slowly while making full eye contact with the person doing it.

Punch my neck, and tell me that you love me,
I'll punch your neck and tell you I love you too

That sweet, glimmering moment of Mike and TV's Frank co-existing is unbeatable

Hmmm J. "Stewart" Burns, eh?